AJ Supermonkey

 For the first time in the almost four years of us living on this property last week I climbed down the steep bank into the creek whose beauty I marvel at daily from our windows and from the bridge in the driveway. I slowly stumbled down then bushwhacked 500 feet in and along the creek waters before scrambling back up the bank and climbing over a barbed wire fence coming out in cow field at the back of the property.  It would have been an exciting adventure (almost lost a boot in a foot deep of muck, seeing a dead opossum, and marvelling in the glorious spring season budding) if not for the circumstances given which caused me to wind up volunteering to go into the creek.  Compared to the neighbour holding a baby and the neighbour who is 7 months pregnant I was the best suited for the job, but boy was I sure winded during the whole trek.  Any ideas why I was down there?  The two little blond boys on our property (William being one of them) ran off that afternoon and we could not find th