This. Kid.

This is Benjamin.

Commonly known by a millon-and-a-half other names that are not Benjamin.

This snotty-nosed, orange and bread covered kid is turning 1 in just ten days! 

He loves running, playing soccer, and eating cheese. 

He waves, enjoys singing and gives a squinty smile when he's doing something naughty and wants you to get distracted from his sins.

And here's 50% of his siblings.